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So bratty Nicole won the model contest. I felt bad for dull Nik and I didn’t think Bre had much of a chance against Nik(cole) and their gigantic mouths and hair. Nicole was the prettiest but she was the biggest baby. Is she really that scared of birds? Bre had an unhealthy obsession with granola bars and Nik has a wart on her forehead that no one ever mentioned. The thing that really made the show worth watching was when, at elimination panel, Tyra told the bottom two girls, Nicole and Jayla, to pack their bags… cause they were all going to London. Everyone looked stunned and Nicole looked like someone had clubbed her puppy and dangled its remains in front of her mouth. It was the single funniest ANTM moment of all time. Then Tyra tried to salvage the uncomfortable situation by strutting down the carpet with the British flag inexplicably held to her hips. She looked like the world’s weirdest superhero. I wasn’t really rooting for anyone this season and am still bitter at the judges for awarding Naima (the robot) last season. Kahlen was robbed. It’s sad, but I think I say that at least once a day.